UBER UPDATE PART 2!!!

I just got all the questions we asked the Q and A guy from that contest. Note that a couple of the questions are serious, and won't really make sense since I can't post the problems. Also note that one of the questions is not ours, but is required for understanding a question we asked. Here's all the questions we managed to ask:

Problem 5 Question:
If John Smith is just a fairly average chemistry student, then why does he LOVE chemistry?

Answer:
Because loving chemistry is easy and comes naturally to all human beings.

General Question Question:
Can we re-submit answer to problems we previously missed?

Answer:
Yes you may.

General Question Question:
If the tea in Russia were blue, would we all fart flowers?

Answer:
Your hypothesis is false so your implication automatically evaluates to true.

General Question Question:
What are your feelings on the war in Iraq?

Answer:
There's a war...in Iraq.

Problem 4 Question:
How does one calculate the bounds of the function?

Answer:
Read the problem more carefully.

General Question Question:
If you hate homsar so much, why don't you kill him?

Answer:
Though shalt not bothereth the Oracle lest ye...you get the picture.

General Question Question:
What is for lunch?

Answer:
Usually there's sandwiches, chips, desserts, but more importantly, awards are afterward :)

General Question Question:
What places recieve awards? Just 1, 2, 3 or is everyone a winner?

Answer:
Yes.

General Question Question:
Is there an award for the most questions asked?

Answer:
You can give yourself an award.

Problem 5 Question:
Can we use a life-line? We are REALLY stumped!!!

Answer:
No.

General Question Question:
Why are we here?

Answer:
Where else did you have in mind?

General Question Question:
What, like are we some kinda cosmic coincidence or is there really a God who, like, has a plan for us and stuff? I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

Answer:
I always leave when the talk gets philosophical.

************NOT OUR QUESTION*************
General Question Question:
what r u wearing?

Answer:
gorilla suit.
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General Question Question:
In refrence to the question about what you are wearing...are you the Bungie webmaster?

Answer:
It is not the case that I am the Bungie webmaster.


That's all the questions. A note on Problem 5: In the question, it stated that "John Smith is a fairly average chemistry student who loves chemistry!!! He wants to...blablablasoonsoforth," which we thought was funny. Keep in mind, we were still pretty hopped up on Go Ape at the time, and we TOTALLY didn't get last place, in fact, we were in the upper half!!! But besides that, we ended up asking a grand total of 13 questions. And in case you are wondering, we DID make ourselves an award for asking the most questions!!! And by the way, the oracle lied to us about them having desserts...none were to be had, just gay sandwiches, chips, and chocolate chip cookies, which are not a dessert, but rather a snack...

-AfroRyan

Too much time on my hands!